feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 


fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class


leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh


yesssss,

corpusfisty:

When women can’t go out because they’re asking for rape, and black men can’t go out because they’re asking to be shot, it’s time for a fuckin’ change.


scientifrick:

if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life


tumbrlplug:

*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*


gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

w

h

y


tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me


troyesivan:

mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle


koishy:

u know bloggin is about to get serious when u turn ur lights off


  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care